Couple Meme Thing

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This meme things makes me happy for whatever reason. XD

1. Who eats more?
Me probably. XD I don't eat much, I'm just phat. :U

2. Who said "I love you" first?
Dat Aj. XD

3. Who is the morning person?
FUCK MORNINGS >:C
All about the afternoon, and night time.

4. Who sings better?
We don't sing. XD
I /kinda/ do, but it's mocking.
Like, screaming lyrics in a really stupid voice. XD
But I can sing, just hate it very much and don't.

5. Who's older?
Me >:3

6. Who's smarter?
Dat Aj. I'm a tard. XD

7. Whose temper is worse?
Aj's. >.>

8. Who does the laundry?
Lol, me. XD

9. Who does the dishes?
Paper plates, paper cups, platic forks. NEVER HAVE TO DO DISHES. ;w;
Lol, no really, I'd do it.
Except the times when doing dishes just really pisses me off, then I make him do it.

10. Who sleeps on what side of the bed?
I dunno. :U Whatever side? XD

11. Whose feet are bigger?
Aj's. :U

12. Whose hair is longer?
Mine, by far. XD That would be like... Really creepy if Aj's was longer 'cause my hair is even long for a chicks. XD

13. Who's better with the computer?
I'd say Aj. XD

14. Do you have pets
I have two shih tzus and 4 cats. Aj has a dog, some sort of lizard and bunnies. 8D

15. Who pays the bills?
Aj can do that. 8D
But I think that stuff should be divided so one person isn't paying everything.

16. Who cooks dinner?
I can't cook. :U And it scares the crap outa me. XD

17. Who drives when you are together?
Dat Aj will drive everywhere and I'll be like: Which seat should I taaaaaaaaaaake.
And then there would be a party.
And then we'd be so excited.
Then we'd crash. 8C

18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
Aj. XD

19. Who's the most stubborn?
Both I guess. XD But I'd say Aj >:U

20. Who is the first one to admit when they're wrong?
Me I guess. XD

21. Whose family do you see more?
In the future, if we stay in New England, then probably Aj's. XD
*Just basically keeping what Aj already had on his journal*

22. Who named your pet?
We will have one more dog, doesn't matter what Aj says. 8D
And it shall be a Corgi.
And I shall name it. 8D

23. Who kissed who first?
Will be Aj.
I'll just stand there like: ;///; forget I exist, too shy to talk, just gunna fade into the night.

24. Who asked who out?
The Aj asked me. XD

25. What did you do on your first date?
Something extremely corney in the future BD
(Just keeping what Aj already had here 'cause I found it funny)

26. Who's more sensitive?
Aj is sensitive, don't listen to his liiiies.
But I'd still say me. XD
I just never show it.

27. Who's taller?
Aj is a tall fucker. >:U

28. Who has more friends?
Aj. XD I'm very antisocial. People scare me. ;w;

29. Who has more siblings?
Me. :U

30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
Aj. >:U He likes feeling like a man slapin' his hoe.


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NekoTenshi222's avatar
Im gonna take this xDD