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1. Name, please: Jordan/Blue

2. Approximate Age?: 20

3. Are you happy in your life?: Yes.

4. Do you feel like anything is missing? If so, what do you want?: Da Aj guy.

5. Do you plan on being a musician/artist/writer?: Not as a career, as a hobby, yeah.

6. Do you think you are artistic?: Yes. o3o

7. Have you ever tried hard drugs?: Nah.

8. If so, have they changed your life?: No.

9. What age would you like to die?: No idea. Never wanna die, but don't want to be old.

10. Would you let your kids smoke weed?: Sure, weed ain't bad. I don't smoke it, but at least I know my facts. :U

11. Are you an angry person?: Not really.

12. Do you laugh a lot, but don't really mean it?: Yes. Bad habit. I laugh too much at bad times.

13. Do you like to think you are popular?: Online, yeah, kinda. Offline? Oh my god LOL! Hell no. XD

14. Describe your most terrifying dream: Any zombie dream. ;3; Don't really scare me anymore though. XD

15. What band would you die to see live?: So many I'd love to see. I love going to concerts.

16. How would you like to die?: painlessly. In an instent and unexpected. When it's a good time. As to not have pain, or fear the oncoming death.

17. What's your opinion on self-mutilation?: Stupid.

18. Do you believe in capitalism?: To an extent.

19. Communism?: To an extent.

20. Libertarianism? Against.

21. Would you rather be an anarchist or a socialite?: Anarchist I guess. :/

22. Freedom of speech or controlled society?: Freedom.

23. Obama or Bush?: Obama. Who's the dumb fuck that would choose Bush?

24. Would you consider yourself intelligent?: To an extent.

25. When was the last time you cried?: A while.

26. When was the last time you laughed?: Today probably.

27. Who is your last text from?: ajbob

28. What did it say?: Said words.

29. Ever had your ass kicked?: No.

30. What's your middle name?: Selena. Named after my mom, not the singer. Lolol

31. Single or taken?: Taken.

32. If taken, do you love this person?: Yeah.

33. If single, what are you looking for in someone?: Stuff.

34. Sex or love?: Love.

35. Who is your best friend?: People

36. Why is this person your best friend?: 'cause

37. Are you moody?: Can be, but don't like to show it.

38. Are you depressed?: No.

39. What do you think of abortion?: I support it 100%.

40. Are you in a good mood today?: Neither good nor bad

41. If not, why are you not?: Derp

42. Are you afraid of the swine flu?: No. :/

43. Are you afraid to be yourself?: No.

44. What would you label yourself?: Myself.

45. Do you live with your parents?: Yes.

46. How many siblings do you have?: One sister, two brothers.

47. Do you wear skinny jeans?: No. =w=

48. Are you emo?: No.

49. Are you aware that all emo kids look exactly the same?: Very.

50. Are you a hater?: No.

51. Are you anti-rasict?: In a way, yes.

52. Explain your personality in 3 words: Socially awkward weirdo

53. What do you wish your name was?: I'm happy with my name.

54. How old do you want to be when you get married?: Don't care what age I am, or if I do at all.

55. What do you want to name your kids?: If I had a girl, Charley. Any boy, or other girl I don't think of names.

56. What kind of hairstyle do you want?: I don't want to style my hair. But I do with it was straight instead of wavy. Hate my hair. XD

57. When was the last time you brushed your teeth?: This morning.

58. What are you wearing right now?: Black sweats over blue snoopy pjs. Two pairs of socks, three jackets, and a Greenday shirt I got at one of their concerts.

59. Say something random: TALK TO ME! TALK TO ME! TALK TO ME BABY!

60. What do you wear to bed?: Any shirt and pj pants

61. What color is your underwear?: Black

62. Am I getting too personal?: No

63. What's your view on nihilism?: Pretty much right. The only reason people have in life is really to just have sex and make more kids, then die. (Don't take that like I'm saying you NEED a mate, or you NEED to have a kid/many kids. I don't agree with that at all. However, the only reason humans or any animal is around is to make more.) But then I don't entirly belive in it. :U

64. Pacifism?: Am kinda for that. But not entirly.

65. Do you think the drug culture is misunderstood?: A little.

66. Are you a fan of Hunter S Thompson?: No.

67. Do you read literature?: Yes.

68. Do you love horror movies?: I like them on a normal level

69. What's your favorite one?: Scream. One of my childhood movies right there.

70. Do you like comedies?: Yes.

71. Are you a smoker?: No.

72. Do you smoke cigars/cigarillos?: No.

73. Do you have anger problems?: Kinda.

74. Do you know someone who has a mental illness?: No.

75. Have you had someone close to you die of cancer?: Yes.

76. What do you want to be next Halloween?: I don't know. I'll probably just throw on my werwolf mask again.

77. What grade are you in?: Graduated

78. When do you graduate?: I graduated in 2009

79. Do you talk to yourself?: No. And can't imagine anyone actually doing so. Unless it's not outloud.

80. What color are your toenails?: The natrual color of toe nails?

81. Has anyone ever told you you have a nice smile?: If they have I don't remember.

82. Nice eyes?: Yes.

83. Ever broken a bone?: No.

84. Got a black eye?: Yes.

85. Nose bleed?: Yes.

86. Ever been so mad you cried?: Yeah

87. What's your favourite quote?: I dunno

88. Are you listening to anything right now?: Some gay princess-rescue movie on Disney Channel.

89. What are you addicted to?: Right now, nothing. But when I find something I like I obsess about it a bit too much.

90. Do you like silver hair?: No. Old people color.

91. Would you ever fight a famous boxer?: Why the hell would I?

92. Could you take on kimbo slice?: Who?

93. Can you even fist fight?: Never been in a fist fight.

94. Do you work out?: Nope

95. Are you in good physical condition?: Nooooooo

96. Do you get creeped out by puppets?: Yes.

97. If you could be any celebrity for one day, who would you be?: I have no idea.

98. Do you have any phobias?: People. I like the people I like, but everyone else I just get really afraid of. ;3; Offline. Online I don't care about people all over. I don't have to actually see them.

99. Ever been mauled by a wild animal?: No.

100. Do you think you could be a Suicide Girl?: A what?

101. What about a playboy bunni?: Fuck no.

102. Are you an insomniac?: Yes

103. Do you take birth control?: Not right now.

104. Are these questions pointless?: Yes

105. Favourite color?: Blue

106. Are you crushing on anyone?: Lovin'


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You support killing one of you own kind?